States To Be A Coaster Enthusiast

Pros

 * Has some solid coasters

Cons

 * Besides OWA/Alabama Adventure, nothing to talk about
 * Keep in mind, this is the state where you can marry your cousins

Pros

 * Nothing

Cons

 * Everything

Pros

 * At least it has a coaster that goes upside down
 * Has two Hopkins coasters, in which Hopkins coasters are becoming extremely rare to find

Cons

 * Only one "major" park

Pros

 * Has a rare "X-Coaster" model

Cons

 * The rest of the coasters either are nothing to write home about or suck ass. Just go to Silver Dollar City instead, as ElToroRyan says at the end of this video.

Pros

 * Two great RMCs
 * Most coasters in one park
 * The location of several cheesy kids' VHS tapes from the late 80s/early 90s, including the supreme Kidsongs: Ride the Roller Coaster

Cons

 * No good hypers
 * Zonga has been gone since 2005

Pros

 * Has a rare Arrow Shuttle Launch

Cons

 * Only inverted coaster is a Vekoma SLC
 * Besides Elitch, there really is nothing
 * Elitch isn't even owned by Six Flags anymore

Pros

 * Boulder Dash
 * Has good nearby states

Cons

 * Lacking in the steel department
 * No Six Flags parks

Pros

 * Near Pennsylvania
 * Near New Jersey
 * Near Maryland

Cons

 * No Coasters
 * Just go to the local carnival/state fair instead and try to see if they can get you on the Dragon Coaster (most likely you won't meet the height requirement like ElToroRyan and Logan)

Pros

 * Has major theme parks
 * Has the only theme park you'll get to hear Neil Ross' voice in
 * Has a surprisingly good independently-owned theme park

Cons

 * No "Big Two" chain parks
 * Is home to a theme park run by an evil company and a theme park run by a soulless company
 * The independently-owned theme park's woodie isn't named "Black Lightning"
 * They don't have an evil male robot anymore

Pros

 * Goliath is awesome
 * Georgia Scorcher makes you its bitch just like John Romero
 * Acrophobia shares TOM 2's "high-altitude attitude"
 * Has the original location of B R A I N I A C
 * T H E J O K E R  F U N H O U S E  C O A S T E R
 * Hasn't been attacked by cancel culture yet

Cons

 * Lacking in the Wood department
 * Lacking in the Launch department
 * Not called "Georgia Flags" anymore
 * They consider Catwoman a villain when she is now Batman's wife
 * Doesn't have the Chance Tumbler anymore
 * Attacked by an angry Protestant Christian who gets triggered over the use of the name "Goliath" (because that was the name of a Biblical character) and the word "Devil" in Dare Devil Dive

Cons

 * Not a single coaster

Pros

 * Has an RMC Raptor Prototype 2.0 model
 * Has a coaster with buzz bars
 * Has a rare Giant Inverted Boomerang

Pros

 * Has an RMC Woodie that isn't rough or prone to downtime
 * Great border states
 * THE DEMON SONG (and Gary Owens with a Transylvanian accent)
 * The original park with the Looney Tunes characters

Cons

 * Lacking in the Hybrid department
 * King Chaos has been gone since 2017 (it got struck by space lightning and is now trying to destroy all organic life)
 * Camp Cartoon Network no longer exists

Pros

 * The Voyage
 * Great for wooden coasters

Cons

 * Not good for steel coasters
 * Has weird theming but ok

Pros

 * Some good coasters
 * A Gerstalurer Infinity

Cons

 * Border states don't stack up

Pros

 * Near Kansas City
 * In the middle of the country

Cons

 * Only a few kiddie coasters

Pros

 * Kentucky Kingdom is great
 * Near Ohio

Cons

 * Lacking in the launch department
 * No longer a Six Flags park
 * A ride operator CHOPPED OFF A GIRL'S FOOT ON SUPERMAN THAT'S SERIOUSLY SCREWED-UP

Pros

 * Had the first Catwoman ride
 * Played the Batman & Robin soundtrack in the DC area
 * MEGA ZEPH

Cons

 * Six Flags New Orleans no longer exists
 * Not near a "good part" of Texas
 * Joker's Jukebox killed a grandma

Pros

 * Has a decent CCI
 * Kinda near Massachusetts
 * THE ASTROSPHERE

Cons

 * Not really a good state to be an enthusiast
 * Very cold

Pros

 * Has a rare-for-America Intamin Hyper
 * Good border states

Cons

 * No good modern woodies
 * Besides SFA, nothing special
 * Krypton Comet has been gone since 2005
 * SFA is one of the many whipping boys of the Six Flags chain

Pros

 * Has a rare-for-America Intamin Hyper
 * Decent border states
 * G R I D

Cons

 * No good launch coasters
 * Gets cold in the winter
 * Aggressive games people
 * Destroyed Valencia's Déjá Vu
 * Grid doesn't win

Pros

 * Shivering Timbers
 * Near Ohio

Cons

 * Michigan's Adventure is mostly a laughing stock
 * GO BUCKS!
 * Will probably get a trash can next year

Pros

 * Two great parks
 * One of the two great parks is indoor
 * Has a badass coaster themed after a kids cartoon
 * Has a rare Intamin SurfRider

Cons

 * Gets cold
 * Not really the best border states

Pros

 * Borders Alabama

Cons

 * Has a single kiddie coaster
 * No adult coasters
 * The kiddie coaster doesn't even operate the entire summer

Pros

 * Three great parks
 * Near great states to the east
 * Has a Shazam ride
 * Has a Funtime Booster

Cons

 * The states to the west are bland
 * No RMC Hybrids
 * One of the many whipping boys of the Six Flags chain

Pros

 * HAD a rare Monster Mouse
 * HAD a Little Dipper

Cons

 * Besides Idaho, no good nearby states
 * No currently operating coasters

Pros

 * ONE kiddie coaster

Cons

 * Just ONE kiddie coaster
 * No adult coasters

Pros

 * A rare custom El Loco
 * Two hypers

Cons

 * Sadly, said two hypers are terrible
 * An amputee fell from El Loco so the GP put it on their clickbait lists

Pros

 * Decent Family Coaster

Cons

 * Really nothing to shout about (GO TO FUNSPOT INSTEAD SERIOUSLY)

Pros

 * Tons of variety
 * El Toro
 * (in Firestorm voice) CYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOOORG!!
 * The world's steepest roller coaster
 * Has a rare Intamin SurfRider

Cons

 * they consider microphones weapons.
 * Viper has been gone since 2005
 * Literally won't repaint their only hyper
 * SHERRY BABY
 * Didn't bring back the Kids Train for 2020
 * Aforementioned steepest coaster isn't that good (and gave ViperFangirl's brother a stomachache)
 * Their Raptor isn't like the prototype ones

Pros

 * Has a good CCI
 * Probably the site of an intergalactic battle in 1923 (according to the old Demon audio at SFGAm)

Cons

 * No good nearby states
 * Literally too hot to be riding coasters

Pros

 * A rare-to-America Intamin Hyper
 * Good border states

Cons

 * One of the whipping boys of the Six Flags chain
 * The other park WON'T REBRAND ITSELF AS A SIX FLAGS PARK AGAIN
 * Six Flags broke the rules with their Funtime Booster

Pros

 * Carowinds

Cons

 * Carowinds is only 50% North Carolina
 * Carowinds isn't owned by KECO anymore (thus doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters)

Pros

 * One kiddie coaster
 * The birthplace of Ulillillia

Cons

 * No adult coasters

Pros

 * Nearly everything

Cons

 * Both parks have SNOOPY in them (and one park doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters anymore)

Pros

 * A now-rare Looping Star

Cons

 * Won't rebrand itself as a Six Flags park (so that means NO GRID BRAIN DRAIN)

Pros

 * It has a Euro-Fighter

Pros

 * Well-rounded
 * WACKY TAXI
 * SKY SPLASH

Cons

 * Still waiting for that RMC Hybrid
 * You can't vape on Vapor Trail (Nico will be upset!)

Pros

 * Near two good states

Cons

 * No coasters

Pros

 * Has 50% of Carowinds

Cons

 * Doesn't have the other 50%
 * No Hanna-Barbera characters anymore

Pros

 * Has an alpine coaster

Cons

 * Better like alpine/kiddie coasters

Pros

 * Has good border states

Cons

 * Besides Dollywood, nothing to talk about

Pros

 * Goldmine for RMCs
 * Six Flags was founded there
 * RMC had their first coaster there
 * The birthplace of the Cyborg animatronic

Cons

 * Border states are terrible
 * Too hot to ride coasters most of the year
 * The Harley ride should be themed to Cyborg

Pros

 * Lagoon is good

Cons

 * Better like Alpine coasters

Pros

 * Two great parks

Cons

 * Besides those two parks, nothing really to talk about
 * One park doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters anymore
 * The birthplace of Chris-chan

Pros

 * Timberhawk seems good
 * Has a good state fair

Cons

 * Not good in terms of permanent coasters
 * Literally too cold most of the year
 * Enchanted Village isn't a Six Flags park anymore

Pros

 * Has Big Dipper

Cons

 * Bad for steel coasters

Pros

 * Wisconsin Dells

Pros

 * Has an alpine coaster

Cons

 * Better like alpine coasters